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Got a new Jeep Patriot since my Grand Cherokee is 16 years old and everyone seems to think it’s not reliable enough.  Look at that sexy Patriot, though

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This tiny little menace treats me like a chew toy, but she’s adorable and sleeps on my chest so I guess it’s okay

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allantruong:

this is my favorite post

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

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kkanadian:

friends may come and go but hockey only leaves you for four months so that’s not so bad 

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totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

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hockeyboystho:

pierre: what was the message you gave your team?
alain vigneault: that netflix commercial

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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