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Ducklings have great brakes.

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Miracle + character development

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I'm still waiting to hear the story from America about how a gun saved someones life

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cerebralzero:

I guess you have’t looked very hard, there are over 100K per year for you to pick from. They are quite a common thing in the US outnumbering firearms related…

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the nhl regular season begins october 8th.

the nhl regular season begins october 8th.

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  • Question: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? - Anonymous
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    the-kellin-under-the-vic:

    This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

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daysturnedtoweeks:

When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?

i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember

go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker

it sinks it’s fucking full of blood what do you expect it to do perform acrobatics like fucking shamu

oH My GO D

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swedishpapa:

why does ny have 3 nhl teams

why does cali have 3 nhl teams

why does canada only have 7 nhl teams

why does pittsburgh have an nhl team

why does florida have 2 nhl teams

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This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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What happened to the men around here? They look like Easter eggs.  There needs to be more lumberjacks

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After I finish the fall and winter semesters here, UMD would take 2 of my classes for sure and maybe 20 others.  If they’re willing to take all 22, transferring would definitely be a serious possibility